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Wait could you imagine if I had the clout to just go ahead and say “You’re Welcome” for all of the information you got into the lead up for this mock draft. Wow. I would be such an asshole.

 

Anyway… Here ya go people. Free Agency changes everything but not really, so here are the updates from your favorite guy (me) who writes this stuff. After talking to my good friend @colemandennis we both decided two rounds with a couple first round trades sprinkled in would be perfect for you children. So Bon Appetite or whatever those people say.

 

1

Kyler Murray

QB

Oklahoma

I am still fully convinced that if the Cardinals are going to go and get a Kliff Kingsbury of an offensive genius to come change this franchise, they are going to go ahead and give themselves a quarterback who can do what Kliff wants, and cashing the hell out on what they can get for the Rosen one.

2

Nick Bosa

EDGE

Ohio State

Niners went and got a Dee Ford but you maximize both of these two stud edge talents if you put them on opposite sides and let them go to work. And who knows, maybe you unload one of the other two mistakes (Solomon Thomas or Arik Armstead) you drafted at defensive line top 10 over the past 4 years.

3

TRADE

Dwayne Haskins

QB

Ohio State

RIP Alex Smith’s leg. But this team isn’t as far away as you would think. And with the Eagles having no identity at QB, the Cowboys battle with spending no money but needing to spend all of the moneys and then the Dave Gettelman + New York Giant dumpster fire spooning a Syrian Aids tent experiment… the NFC West is kind of wide open. They are clearly in win now mode with getting Landon Collins so why not go all in on the QB that can actually do some work. Trading with the Jets is exactly what the Jets want and really is a rare, win-win. It will be alot to ask as the Redskins give up this years FIRST and THIRD… and next year’s FIRST. But they will have the quarterback of their franchise… with two full legs. And on a rookie deal.

4

Quinnen Williams

IDL

Alabama

The Raiders are kind of doing this all the right way… I know I am weirded out too. Ugh. Anyway, get the best player available here and let him be the new face of the defense. Easy.

5

Rashan Gary

DL/EDGE

Michigan

Rashan can do everything. He is a freaking freak. The Bucs have holes literally everywhere so get this guy and let him get in there and just be a DAWG.

6

Josh Allen

EDGE

Kentucky

Yeah dude I don’t know. Gettelman… wait Gettleman le or el… who cares. It’s all trash. No one knows what he is going to do here. Me? I would trade for Rosen and then take an OL or a WR but… rumor has it he is going after an edge? Like what? Ugh anyway I guess if they are going for a pass rush to restart this defense then go ahead.

7

D.K. Metcalf

WR

Mississippi

INSERT COMBINE OVERREACTION.

Jags went and got a QB and now they need weapons around him. It makes sense, but if you are really going to go down this road then use him the right way, which is one direction. Either screens, or flys and get him the ball and he can be scary. The rest of the receivers on this team would be good secondary options to support him and don’t get me wrong, it could work, I just wouldn’t drop a top 10 pick on a receiver who broke his neck.

8

T.J. Hockenson

TE

Iowa

Patriots were the Patriots with a huge help from Gronk. So going and getting the second coming and giving him to the next coming of the Patriots in Detroit makes sense. Hell give Patricia some credit, theres really nothing like home, so make it homelier.

9

Jawaan Taylor

OT

Florida

Another no brainer that some team will surely mess up. Bills neeeeeed OL, get the best one available here and don’t look back.

10

Drew Lock

QB

Missouri

Flacco isn’t long term and Elway won’t be either if they don’t have that option soon. So getting multiple guys and saying eventually we will have a guy forever isn’t the absolute worst option I guess…..

11

Devin White

LB

LSU

The Bengals franchise don’t deserve this good of a player, but just take him and let him be an under-the-radar best player in the league type guy for 5 years until he’s a free agent and runs the hell away.

12

Noah Fant

TE

Iowa

Packers new offensive system needs good offensive players and this is a very good offensive player. Probably the best pass catcher in the class so get him going early for Rodgers and oh buddy it might be nice.

13

Jonah Williams

OT

Alabama

So I understand openly tanking, but the Dolphins are doing it with such a trashful grace that I don’t know how to even talk about it. Anyway… The Dolphins lost Ja’wuan James but they still have a very good Laremy Tunsil. Get a guy who can play any position on the OL and let him grow and be there for the next wave of number 1 pick QB and be ready for that type of pressure and they might be on to something.

14

Ed Oliver

IDL

Houston

Honestly I think Ed Oliver is overrated if you couldn’t tell. He had 1 tackle in 2 years against a below average Texas Tech team. He was on an island 1on1 with their center Paul Stawarz and he locked him down. But the intangibles and potential and yada yada yada. Grady Jarrett is coming back but you can always add a “good” talent to the D line.

15

TRADE

Montez Sweat

EDGE

Mississippi State

Jets get really lucky and still have a really good edge fall to them and pick up some more ammunition that they lost getting Darnold. WIN WIN WIN WIN. Edge is their biggest need and getting a guy who has done as good as Montez Sweat is huge.

16

Andre Dillard

OT

Washington State

Cam Newton is not immortal, as shocking as that is, it is the truth. You need guys to help him live, so go get guys so you’re not trying to draft a new QB next year and prolong my dudes life here.

17

TRADE

A.J. Brown

WR

Mississippi

Giants actually maybe do something smart and trade 17 for Josh Rosen. They still get to tank next year with letting Manning ride off into the sunset then have the QB they should’ve had all along. Cardinals on the other hand get rid of a quarterback who will have no place in Kingsbury’s offense and get one of the better receivers in this class to come in right away to help the new age of offense and do some damage immediately to a group that needs big time receiver help.

18

Cody Ford

IOL

Oklahoma

Once again, ignoring offensive linemen will literally murder you and force you to guarantee your entire franchise’s earnings to Kirk Cousins. Don’t ignore offensive linemen. Get them and let them do their job.

19

Brian Burns

EDGE

Florida State

Orakpo is gone and the defense could still use some help to get Vrabel where he wants them to be. Burns is so fast. Like so fast. and having him come off the edge opposite of Landry would be a killer tandem. Big fan over here.

20

Greedy Williams

CB

LSU

The Steelers secondary sucks. Fix it. Next Pick.

21

TRADE

Devin Bush Jr.

LB

Michigan

The Patriots embarrassed the Chargers in the playoffs. It was so bad. It showed that you need a true linebacker on your team, and regardless of how good Derwin is, you need a middle man. Devin Bush is that middle man and trading up to get another monster on defense ahead of when the Ravens would go after him isn’t a bad bet at all. It takes 29 this year and this year’s 4th but also next years 2nd. But once again worth it and the Seahawks are used to picking late.

22

N’Keal Harry

WR

Arizona State

The Ravens are dedicated to Lamar now, and you have to go and get him weapons if you’re really all in on that. You have to have the guy can catch the absolute most crazy inaccurate pass and that is Mr. Harry from ASU.

23

Johnathan Abram

S

Mississippi State

I would say take an offensive lineman here but no one here really fits and they lost the Honey Badger, so adding another son of a bitch of a safety who can lay the wood to go with Justin Reid is a really good move and really helps this defense.

24

Clelin Ferrell

EDGE

Clemson

Raiders come out of this draft looking damn good taking a monster edge for their second pick and instantly have a terrifying DL in a division with 2 of the top 6 quarterbacks in the league. This is going to hurt to say but good move Oakland.

25

Joshua Jacobs

RB

Alabama

Josh Jacobs is like a mixture of Alvin Kamara and Kareem Hunt and him falling this far is criminal. I hope he gets picked sooner, but at the same time I hope he falls here because this is the perfect fit. This offense is out of the Andy Reid tree and will feature Jacobs in the best possible ways. Scary scary scary move for Philly.

26

Christian Wilkins

IDL

Clemson

The Colts are really freaking good at drafting and show off again why with taking a monster at a need spot at DT. This defense adds another leader and cornerstone for many years to come.

27

Byron Murphy

CB

Washington

The Raiders get another spot that they need help in and take another one of the top players at their need spot. If I didn’t know any better, I would say they knew what they were doing…?

28

TRADE

Taylor Rapp

S

Washington

Taylor Rapp just seems like a Seahawk. The perfect guy to take over for Earl Thomas as he can play over the top and literal murder anyone who comes near him. Shit.

29

DeAndre Baker

CB

Georgia

The Chiefs would be so freaking lucky if Baker fell to them at 29. He just has that asshole attitude that all good Corners have for no reason. Would be a perfect addition to a unit that desperately needs help.

30

Nasir Adderley

S

Delaware

The Packers just taking the best player available here to help add to a defense that has already added alot just scares me. Imagine 200 million owners being happy. What jerks.

31

Garrett Bradbury

IOL

NC State

Rams reload their offensive line with a real dog who helped himself a lot in the combine. Smart move for a team that has been smart. And people wonder why they made the Super Bowl…

32

Dexter Lawrence

IDL

Clemson

Whichever asshole let the Patriots take a 340 dude who runs a 5 flat 40 is just the… wait that was me… Damnit why is this going to happen and people continue to let these things happen. The dynasty isn’t over yet, not while they do very good things like this. I mean who cares if they lost their DT, they reload in a big way.

33

Jeffery Simmons

IDL

Mississippi State

34

Hakeem Butler

WR

Iowa State

35

Kelvin Harmon

WR

NC State

36

Deionte Thompson

S

Alabama

37

Dalton Risner

OT

Kansas State

38

Chris Lindstrom

IOL

Boston College

39

Amani Oruwariye

CB

Penn State

40

Jerry Tillery

IDL

Notre Dame

41

Marquise Brown

WR

Oklahoma

42

Greg Little

OT

Mississippi

43

Rock Ya-Sin

CB

Temple

44

Erik McCoy

IOL

Texas A&M

45

Elgton Jenkins

IOL

Mississippi State

46

Parris Campbell

WR

Ohio State

47

Jachai Polite

EDGE

Florida

48

Chauncey Gardner-Johnson

S

Florida

49

Trayvon Mullen

CB

Clemson

50

Yodny Cajuste

OT

West Virginia

51

Deebo Samuel

WR

South Carolina

52

Mack Wilson

LB

Alabama

53

Justin Layne

CB

Michigan State

54

David Edwards

OT

Wisconsin

55

Julian Love

CB

Notre Dame

56

Oshane Ximines

EDGE

Old Dominion

57

Charles Omenihu

IDL

Texas

58

Jaylon Ferguson

EDGE

LA Tech

59

Joejuan Williams

CB

Vanderbilt

60

Kaleb McGary

OT

Washington

61

Chase Winovich

EDGE

Michigan

62

Andy Isabella

WR

UMASS

63

David Montgomery

RB

Iowa State

64

Irv Smith Jr.

Alabama

Thanks for sticking around, we will have more content leading up until the Draft. We love you all and DM us at Ball on the 25 or our personal accounts if you want us to blog about specific content.

-Grant Caravelli. @GrantCaravelli

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